You know that tan that John Boehner has? It's costing America $200 million a day! Yes, I knew that such a distinctive orange hue doesn't come cheap. But never in my wildest dreams did I imagine it would be that high -- or that it was being billed directly to the taxpayers!
I know this, because I heard it from this guy. And he said it in ALL CAPS to emphasize how truthy it was. Because if it is in all caps, large fonts, or kreativly spelt, it must be especially truthy!
